I'd like to visit that toyshop

Mummy: Rory, honey, stop playing with your w*lly.

Rory: But it's a toy!

Mummy: It's not a toy; it's a body part.

[PAUSE]

Rory: It's a betend toy.

Lessons in Anthropomorphism

Daddy: (To cat) How's it going, Bubba?

Daddy: (Speaking as cat) Well, now, I gotta tell ya, my fur's a mess, I'm hungry, I'm....

Rory: (interrupting Daddy speaking as cat) Daddy, that's a cat. He not talking to you.