Mummy: Rory, honey, stop playing with your w*lly.
Rory: But it's a toy!
Mummy: It's not a toy; it's a body part.
[PAUSE]
Rory: It's a betend toy.
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- Liz Smith
- Liberal. Loves bats; hates moths. US by birth; UK by marriage. Good jokes; bad puns. Tired. Follow me @lexemes.
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