"Mummy, I got a willy."
"Yes, Rory. You do"
"You got a willy, Mummy?"
"No, because I'm a girl. Girls don't have willies."
"Daddy's got a willy."
"Yes."
"Cos daddy is a boy!"
"That's right."
"Rory's got a small willy. Daddy's got a BIG willy!"
"Yes, that's fair enough."
(Silence)
"Poo doesn't come out of my willy, Mummy. Only wee wee."
"Thank you, Rory, that's quite enough..."
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I've had this discussion with Sam many times. He tells me he's going to buy me a penis, since I lost mine. I hate to tell him mine is bigger than dad's already.........
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